ladyjolras: do not touch me without alerting me first do not touch me without alerting me first do not touch me without alerting me first do not touch me without alerting me first
the-vashta-nerada: if you do a google image search of “now you’ve awoken the dragon” you see this on the first page
the-vashta-nerada: oKAY HOLD ON so you know that scene where river speaks the doctor’s name to open the tomb river was mentally linked with clara does this mean that clara heard river say the doctor’s name to open the tomb and that clara now knows the doctor’s name Didn’t Clara already find out the name when she read the book in the TARDIS’s library?
matthewsmiths: I NEED NOVEMBER 23rd MORE THAN I NEED AIR
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
douglatts: sext: what do you want from chipotle
vinoxe: egberts: IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN EUROPE? nah
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” “You’re trapped!” “By societal convention!” “Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!” “That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.” This show is fucking brilliant.
After learning my flight was detained 4 hours, I heard the announcement: If...– Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.” I think this poem may be making the rounds, this week, but that’s as it should be. (via oliviacirce)
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
ammarmali: It’s so annoying when people use big words, but not in the right context. They’re just trying to be ambidextrous.