May 2012
hannahalbus:
Do you ever just go to your room, throw yourself onto your bed, and contemplate your entire existence?
theatomicboom:
thebogonoslo:
theatomicboom:
this line always makes me laugh:
like, of course your dad didn’t strut harry
he pranced
Follow for a good time :)
i shall not thank you
Watchsocietydefinedbeauty:
when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.
nippleback:
my dad called me to his room and he was like “there’s a monster under my bed” and i checked and it was one of those energy drinks omg
Watchthelilnan:
fullpaidjustice:
omg
reasons why i would make a terrible doctor's...
me: dude, i'm not going anywhere until you fix my laptop so i can go on the internet anywhere in the universe. and my phone too.
doctor:
me: also can you fast forward to 2020 or something and buy sherlock season 3 and 4 for me cuz i'm kinda broke right now
doctor:
me: and i need supernatural seasons 7, 8, 9, and 10 on DVD
doctor:
me: and all the game of thrones books
doctor:
me: wait did the series end yet
doctor:
me: i need a hoverboard too so i could save money on gas and just ride it to school everyday
doctor:
me: oH MY GODSTIEL DOC IT'S A DALEK JESUS THESE GUYS ARE ADORABLE
doctor:
me: LOOK LOOK IT HAS THAT CUTE WITTLE TOILET PLUNGER FOR A GUN AWWWWW
doctor:
dalek:
me: WITTLE WITTLE DALEK I LOVE YOU YES I DO
Other people chill in hot tubs, I do this...
unicorn-farts-n-kisses:
Shortest Sherlock Horror Story Ever.
Mofftiss: There won't be a third season
barryyouasshole:
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets
jalapeño business
Mrs Hudson: Knock knock
John: Who's there
Mrs Hudson: Nacho
John: Nacho who?
Mrs Hudson: Nacho housekeeper
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: I can't make gifs.
April 2012
Me: I think I'll read The Fault in Our Stars again.
Heart: Don't you dare.
Heart: Don't you dare do that to me again.
onedirectiontomychamberofsecrets:
examples that prove being a fangirl works
Ginny Weasley
Kate Middleton
Peeta Mellark
person: i love josh hutchinson!
*canon blows*
person: team peter!
*canon blows*
person: team --
*canon blows*
person: i saw the movie so i can skip the first book!
*canon blows*
person: is there gonna be a hunger games 2?
*canon blows*
person: did you hear they made hunger games into a book?
*canon blows*
person: jennifer lawrence is too fat to be katniss
*canon blows*
person: i heard josh is an alcoholic
*canon blows*
Benedict Cumberbatch Derppreciation Thread.
timelordy-teganbreann:
lazyorbit:
THE LAST ONE
HE’S TALKING TO ME
