It’s hard not to crack up, as their rehearsals are raunchier than the stage...– Billboard: A Day in the Life of Team Starkid (Featuring Darren Criss)
taking-the-tardis-to-asgard: beatlesforsale: weareallstoriesintheend: wilsoncarestoomuch: thegirlwiththeblueribbon: uss-special: nightmareloki: rosiebeck: This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid. Jesus christ, stop it. I thought this was going to be some inspirational words or a heart-filled shout out.. I should learn to expect the unexpected with...
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
u-ok: shavingryansprivates: how to paint a squirrel u ok
nanflanagan: a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
biology: The horses are either black, brown or white. Explain the reason why the water of the river has a bad quality.
"People that download music illegally might be...
how-so-very-apropos: armydoctorcastiel: SEE YOU GUYS AT THE ELECTRIC CHAIR “What are you in here for then?” “Fraud. You?” “Arson and murder. What about you, kid?” “The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”
Fans: Do you know what happens if we don't see them kiss in Series Three, Moffat, to you?
Moffat: Oh, let me guess. I get hate mail.
Fans: No, don't be obvious; we're going to send you hate mail, anyway. No, if you don't let Sherlock and John at least hug in Series Three, we will burn you. We will burn the HEART out of you.
Moffat: I'v been reliably informed by Doctor Who fans that I don't have one.
Fans: Oh, but we both know that's not quite true.
Gatiss: *enters, wearing a vest rigged with explosives* This is a turn-up, isn't it, Steven? Bet you never saw this coming.
A Post Dedicated to the Flailing Extras of the...
smartpeopleonice: those ships that follow you everywhere wherever you go and manifest themselves in all the music you listen to and movies/tv shows you watch and eventually you can’t even live a normal life because everywhere you look you see your ship looking back at you
betterberavenclaw: Omg but what if after the entire audience clapped, Peter Pan just turned around toward the audience with a solemn look on his face and said, “You didn’t clap hard enough. Tinker Bell is dead.”
if a tree falls in the forest do the other trees laugh
kamen-rider-equine: hardboiledandwutnot: mass-destruction: shooptastic: dignified-toddle: why is the entire world not investing in this this is such a good investment why the fuck guys this is good idea omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes …..HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER ...
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou: How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus just how
The carrots always go first from the platters, and by the time Meet and Greet...– Billboard on Team Starkid’s Apocalyptour (x)
I really can't get over how much I love Prisoner...
repelo-muggletum: Sassy Potter Remus preaching truth Ron’s Roar The Riddikulus spell Remus talking about Harry’s Parents Draco’s lame excuse to blow Harry kisses They’re so happy <3 Romione’s beginnings The Marauder’s Map Page 394 Ron’s Spider dream Hermione’s punch Harry’s...
As Loki gets Hulk-smashed
Everyone: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA little shit
Me: MY BABY
planets-bend-between-us: you don’t understand. my life has been consumed by unconventionally handsome british men with cheekbones and accents and piercing eyes.
I was made to be ruled: How much screen time did... →
youcantcancelquidditch: assvenger: hxcfairy: I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each…