June 2012
“I have never done this before.” I whimpered rabidly like a sad goat who is about...”
– 50 Shades
I’m literally crying this is so funny
(via i-found-you-justine-time)
You can’t be fucking serious. Someone get me a publisher. If they’ll take that then they’ll take GYOW or LO or something. I mean just… -headdesk-
(via zavocado)
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
vua:
tumblr the home of the worlds sluttiest virgins
primisthebomb:
and this is where I put all my ships
plottwist:
what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things
perhapsgatsby:
hislittle-bird:
wow basically my feelings were just attacked by this children’s book thanks a lot Walk Two Moons, I just cried for like 15 minutes.
this is real this is me. ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
I was just thinking about this book!! I lent it out and never got it back. My love of trees stemmed from Sal. a;slkfj;aslkdfj
